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Jenny:She’s smart, and she’s sexy,and she’s great.
Alice:But she brought a U-Haul to the second date…
Jenny:Oh, god, did you talk to her?
Alice:No, it’s…
…moving in after a second date, classic lesbian move.
I Live Here Event…

Mia: (looking at photo) Oh my God. What was that?
Leisha: That was when you were molesting the toy doll made to stop molesters.
Mia: No, but we had a whole thing.
Mia: We had a whole thing about that, like we pretended to be sex instructors.
Leisha: That was downstairs.
Jennifer: You were the Russian sex instructor.
Leisha: Mia, I still would like to make a short film of that.
Mia: What? The Russian sex—what was it? “Okay” (spoken in a Russian accent, claps her hands together)
Leisha: Like you went over to people’s houses and helped couples have sex.
Mia: Yes. (laughs)
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The Dryer Fire Story

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